I’ve never hated anyone as much as I hate you

But

That’s only because I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love you .

GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101

  • #1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
  • #2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
  • #3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
  • #4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that you're angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
  • #5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
  • #6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
  • #7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
  • #8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
  • #9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
  • #10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
  • # 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
  • #12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
  • #13 you feel a way?!= Are you feeling emotional about the event that just occured to between you and I or another third party

That “dance” you do when you’re on the computer trying to finish something quick and you have to pee really bad.

(via lolsofunny)


are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(via thisloveisnotwhatyouwant)